Wendy: You've known me for 20 years, you know I don't try on shoes in public.
Victory: Oh, Come on.
Wendy: No no, they marvel at how big they are. They bring out measuring devices.

Wendy: What age do you think is too young for a cell phone?
Victory: Six? Are you talking about Taylor?

Victory: You're early
Roy: I like to get in at least half an hour before my boss
Victory: Well that might be tricky since I live here

You can't pick and choose when you want to be the good mother. It's really phony.

Maddie

Victory: Now I look like this needy person that always needs to be saved.
Joe: What makes you think I'm saving you?

I promised myself I wouldn't negotiate with a terrorist, but here I am.

Wendy [to Janis]

You might want to put a blouse on, your king Hector is a prude.

Charles

Wendy: Look at me, my hands are shaking.
Shane: Take a Xanax.
Wendy: I already did, this beyond Xanax.

Shane: If we're gonna be up all night, can we at least have a little fun?
Wendy: I cannot handle be screwed by two people at once.

You're not, you're stewing. You've been on the same chapter for the same two hours. People spend less time studying for the bar.

Shane

Nico: Kirby, that's not going to happen again. I'm married.
Kirby: I forgot my notes.

Did someone offer you a job ... so who is it? .. if it's Betsy Jonson, I'll throw myself on these scissors.

Victory

Lipstick Jungle Season 1 Quotes

The freezer is stocked with dove bars and weed.

Wendy

Nico: It's the clothes they're rejecting, not you.
Wendy: Her clothes are her.