Wendy: Next time it would be nice if we all great ordered takeout from the same place.
Shane: Globalization is not great for the planet, but it's great for leftovers!

Victory: Why haven't you ever been married?
Joe: I dunno I guess I just haven't met the right guy.
Victory: I'm serious.
Joe: ...and smelling a lot like my wine cellar.

Joe: So does this mean we're okay? Cause if you want me to join the posse for boggle night...
Vic: Don't be an ass.

Wendy: You're doing laundry, I love you.
Shane: They're just socks. Wait 'til you see me folding.

I knew something up the day we were at the park. Remember that guy with the tiny gym shorts? She was in total cougar mode!

Victory

Nico: I don't understand why'd he want to hurt me
Wendy: Because he's 25. He lives off ramen and red bull and has nothing to lose and nothing to gain

Why don't you all sue me? Let's get the bus boy and make it a class action.

Nico

Victory: I tell you guys about things I'm afraid to show my dermatologist
Wendy: You still haven't had that looked at?

It's over, if you don't count the sexual harassment suit.

Nico

It's good Wendy. It's sweeping. It's touching. You have a big hit on your hands. I'm sleeping with a 25 year old!

Nico

I get it, I offend 60 people in one time zone before I'm awake in another people like us are easy target ... if need be, we'll tap into a slush fund we have set up for this sort of thing

Hector

Hey can I come in or are you going to send me back to France?

Joe

Lipstick Jungle Season 1 Quotes

The freezer is stocked with dove bars and weed.

Wendy

Nico: It's the clothes they're rejecting, not you.
Wendy: Her clothes are her.