I want to be wiping Time Warner with my shoes. These are Guccis, I don't sully them lightly.

Griffin

I have a daughter who lives with me and a babysitter who's about to kill me.

Rodrigo

Victory: We should go upstairs...
Rodrigo: I should go home...
Victory: That's what I meant, we should go upstairs so you can jump out the window and go home

Shane: If the director's already looking at choices, what's are the chances?
Sal: Wendy can make it happen, she did before.
[snaaaap!!]

I'm not judging, I'm just counting disposable cameras and fannie packs

Victory

Wendy: How do you spend your whole life with someone and not know who they are?
Victory: Don't look at me, I don't even have a cat.

He left me for someone who sleeps in nightgear!

Nico

Victory: Why are you emailing Joe Bennett? Does he own this building?
Dalhia: Well technically he owns this whole block.

Tattoos do not age well on women. What starts off on the shoulder can easily be on the ass.

Wendy's Mom

Josh: Your mother is on line two
Wendy: Tell her I'm in a meeting
Josh: I did. She said I should be replaced

Dalhia: I know what you're thinking, how does increasing your pleasure do wonders for him?
Nico: I'm thinking I don't even know your name.

You can see a doctor and save your marriage in one visit. One shot and your back in business. Come you ladies can't be that far behind the curve. Botox has moved south. Way south. They're shipping collagen down to the delta

Dalhia

Lipstick Jungle Season 2 Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.

Lipstick Jungle Season 2 Music

  Song Artist
Song Sweet About Me Gabriella Cilmi
Song Tell Me The Peak Show
Song Like The Stars Easy Star All-Stars