Everyone knows Joe Bennett. He collects Lamborghinis and vendettas.

Dalia

Wendy: Are we supposed to start talking about birth control?
Shane: If we did it'd probably be best you had that talk. If I'd have known about it she wouldn't be here.

He may be stubborn and really annoying to watch Jeopardy with, but he's Charles

Victory

I'm your mother, though according to this [fake id] I gave birth to you in the third grade.

Wendy

Nico, be flattered that after all these years your husband still wants to nail you to the wall.

Victory

Kirby: This really isn't your scene.
Nico: No, I want to stay. I don't know what my scene is anymore.

It's like a tupperwear party, but with bling.

Wendy [on Victory's jewelry party]

Wendy: Now, what about lunch?
Nico: Wendy we've had every meal together this week, I can hear you chew in my sleep.

Nico: Has enough time for me passed to wear something other than black?
Wendy: Well if it's solid yes, if it's print, no. Wear navy. Navy's good. It says I'm getting on my feet and it's still solid.
Nico: Can't I just wear a sign, I don't know how to do this.

Longing for the days when I was just a coke head? ... Well I am.

Noah [to Wendy about it being cancer and not a drug problem]

You can't take it with you, but if you could, [these earrings] is what you'd want to be buried in.

Victory

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Lipstick Jungle Season 2 Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.

Lipstick Jungle Season 2 Music

  Song Artist
Song Sweet About Me Gabriella Cilmi
Song Tell Me The Peak Show
Song Like The Stars Easy Star All-Stars