Existence is chaos. Nothing makes any sense, so we try to make some sense of it. And I'm just lucky that the chaos I emerged into gave me all of this...My own glorious purpose.

Mobius

You know, some things...Actually, most things in history are kinda dumb, and everything gets ruined eventually. But in the early 1990s, for a brief, shining moment, there was a beautiful union of form and function, which we call the jet ski, and a reasonable man cannot differ.

Mobius

Loki: What could possibly go wrong? We gotta properly test this theory.
Mobius: Well, here's a fun theory. You lure me out into the field, and then you stab me in the back. And that's a theory I don't wanna test.
Loki: I'd never stab anyone in the back. That's such a boring form of betrayal.
Mobius: Loki, I've studied almost every moment of your entire life. You've literally stabbed people in the back, like, fifty times.
Loki: Well, I'd never do it again because it got old.

Mobius: I need you to go over each and every one of the Variant's case files, and then give me your...How do I put it? Your unique Loki perspective. And who knows? Maybe there's something that we missed.
Loki: Well, you're idiots. I suspect you probably missed a lot.

Hunter B-15: We've grabbed enough temporal aura to know it's our Loki Variant. But which kind of Loki, remains unknown.
Loki: They're the lesser kind, to be clear.

Loki Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

Mobius: I need you to go over each and every one of the Variant's case files, and then give me your...How do I put it? Your unique Loki perspective. And who knows? Maybe there's something that we missed.
Loki: Well, you're idiots. I suspect you probably missed a lot.

Hunter B-15: We've grabbed enough temporal aura to know it's our Loki Variant. But which kind of Loki, remains unknown.
Loki: They're the lesser kind, to be clear.