Get out of here and move forward. This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.


Peggy: I have a boyfriend.
Joyce: He doesn't own your vagina.
Peggy: No, but he's renting it.

I hope she knows you only like the beginnings of things.

Faye [to Don]

I feel like I just went to my own funeral. I didn't like the eulogy.


Since when is forgiveness a better quality than loyalty?


What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.

Don Draper

That poor girl. She doesn't know that loving you is the worst way to get to you.


"I keep going to a lot of places and ending up somewhere I've already been.


Remember, Don...when God closes a door, he opens a dress.

Roger Sterling

You're a whore. You know that?

Don [to Betty]

This is America. Pick a job and then become the person that does it.

Bobbie Barrett

Don: It's your job. I give you money. You give me ideas.
Peggy: But you never thank me.
Don: That's what the money is for!

Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.


Nostalgia - it's delicate, but potent. Teddy told me that in Greek, "nostalgia" literally means "the pain from an old wound." It's a twinge in your heart far more powerful than memory alone. This device isn't a spaceship, it's a time machine. It goes backwards, and forwards... it takes us to a place where we ache to go again. It's not called the wheel, it's called the carousel. It let's us travel the way a child travels - around and around, and back home again, to a place where we know are loved.

Don Draper