Roger, if you had your way, I would be stranded in some paperweight with my legs stuck in the air.

Joan

Mourning is just extended self-pity.

Don

(to Don) At some point, we've all parked in the wrong garage.

Roger Sterling

(speaking to a client) Listen, I'm not here to tell you about Jesus. You already know about Jesus, either he lives in your heart or he doesn't.

Don Draper

I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent.

Don Draper

Peggy, this is isn't China. There's no money in virginity.

Joan

Roger: What else is there?
Don: I don't know. Life being lived? I'd like to stop talking about it and get back to it

Remember, Don...when God closes a door, he opens a dress.

Roger Sterling

You know what my father used to say? "Being with a client is like being in a marriage. Sometimes you get into it for the wrong reasons, and eventually they hit you in the face."

Roger Sterling

Don Draper: (to Pete) The day you sign a client is the day you start losing one.
[a few minutes later]
Roger Sterling: The day you sign a client is the day you start losing him.
Don Draper: You don't really believe that.

This place reminds me of a czarist ministry. No matter what the decision, you don't feel it was yours.

Mr. Menken

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger