I feel like I just ate a bag of butterflies!

Megan

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Don: Are you sure you don't want to move into a more populated area? It's like Dracula's castle up here.
Megan: They're far away Don. It's just what happens to the sound in the canyon.

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It's incredible. But he's sour. Maybe he doesn't like the sun. Last week, middle of January, Sunkist sent us out to the groves and I picked an orange right off the tree. It's 75, there's snow on the mountains. Ted sat in the car with the door open writing on a pad.

Pete

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Don: Hey.
Megan: What?
Don: We haven't celebrated.
Megan: Oh. I didn't know if you wanted to.
Don: I do.

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Passenger: If I was your wife, I wouldn't like this.
Don: She knows I'm a terrible husband.
Passenger: How long have you been married?
Don: Not long enough. I really thought I could do it this time.
Passenger: Did she kick you out?
Don: No. She doesn't know that much, but she knows.

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Stan: Now we all know you don't have plans for Valentine's Day.
Peggy: Oh.
Ginsberg: She has plans, just look at her calendar. Friday, February 14th. Masturbate gloomily.

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Well, the snows melted but not the hearts of New Yorkers. I just had some old lady call me a kike.

Roger

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I didn't know I was going to be interrogated by the Hooterville telephone operator.

Don

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Pete: Sometimes I think I died and I'm in some sort of... I don't know if it's heaven or hell or limbo. I don't know what it is, but I don't seem to exist. No one feels my existence.
Ted: Just cash the checks. You're gonna die one day.

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Sally: Please stop.
Don: I'm not stopping the car.
Sally: Stop talking.

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Well, I'm all for the national advancement of colored people but I do not think they should advance all the way to the front of the office. People can see her from the elevator.

Cooper

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Bonnie: An act of God, Pete. That's how you know when things are really against you.
Pete: You don't seem very upset about it.
Bonnie: Because that's the thrill. Our fortunes are in other people's hands and we have to take them.
Pete: I want to chew you up and spit you out.

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