Stevie: Allie. What are you doing?
Allie: In some cultures they call it lunch.
Stevie: You must realize that is Lucas Morejon, son of Carlos Morejon, Mom's mortal enemy.
Allie: I'm dating him, not running for office.

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If you want to pick a person for Operation Human Shield, choose someone who isn't aware you have no authority over anything but a split infinitive.

Blake

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We cannot stand idle while entire nations go homeless.

Elizabeth

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