I'm happy for you, Thomas. Don't muck it up.

Higgins [to Magnum]

Kumu: You should see your face. So worth it.
Rick: You enjoy being cruel.
Kumu: Just a little bit.

It's your first solo hit, with no cops around and your friend's life on the line. No big deal.

Shammy

Lia: What's going on here?
Katsumoto: The usual. Magnum is making our office his home.

A lava rock quit his job today. He said they took him for granite.

Shammy

I've got a bunch of great lava-rock jokes I've been working on.

Shammy [to T.C.]

I'm really shocked that that stern talking-to didn't work.

Magnum [to Higgins]

Magnum P.I. Season 4 Episode 2 Quotes

I've got a bunch of great lava-rock jokes I've been working on.

Shammy [to T.C.]

I'm really shocked that that stern talking-to didn't work.

Magnum [to Higgins]