Magnum P.I.
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on CBSMagnum P.I. Season 5 Episode 1: "The Passenger" Quotes
Higgins: Magnum, that's a vintage Bordeaux. Do you have any idea how expensive that is?
Magnum: Well, you're worth every penny even if it's not mine.
Higgins: I might have enjoyed being courted by you.
Magnum: I agree. Because my courtship game is strong.
Higgins: Of that I have no doubt.
Thomas: Is it kind of weird that we know so much about each other's history?
Juliet: Kind of. But there isn't much about this situation that's normal. We're practically living together already.
Higgins [flashing fake badge]: HPD. I'm afraid you're going to have to go elsewhere, sir.
Childs: I've got one of those too. Except mine's real.
Magnum: Hey, Rick, listen. I need a favor.
Rick: Of course you do. You know, Thomas, this is getting really tiresome. You know what kind of friendship they call this? Transactional. And it's toxic.
Magnum: Someone's a little cranky.
Higgins: Besides, sneaking around might be kind of fun, in a naughty way.
Magnum: That's an even better point.
Juliet: On paper, we really don't make sense. The notion that opposites attract is a total myth. Our personalities are vastly different, and we disagree on pretty much everything.
Magnum: On the plus side, at least now when we have an issue, we can resolve those differences with make-up sex.
