Magnum: What do you think?
Higgins: That we should have stopped for bug spray.

Shammy: I guess some of us transition better than others.
Rick: It wasn't all roses. We had some help.

Magnum: You know what I find annoying?
Higgins: Me?
Magnum: Yes.

At the end of the day, no matter what we did, we did it together.

TC: Are we good?
Magnum: Always, man.

You know things are out of hand when I'm the voice of reason.

Rick

You upheld the law. You protected your license. I hope it was worth it because you just threw away our friendship.

TC

You'll come to discover that Mr. Magnum generally succeeds at what he sets out to do.

Higgins

Vanessa: I don't know if you noticed, but your boy in there wasn't being entirely honest.
Magnum: I thought you weren't listening?
Vanessa: I read body language fluently. He's going to need a really good defense. Make sure you give him my card, doll.

Can you do something about these Velociraptors?

Suddenly Thomas Magnum has art knowledge. Surely, it's a sign of the apocalypse. Perhaps I should pray.

Higgins

James, Magnum is many things, an uncultured man child, a lazy freeloader, a terrible driver, but he is not a thief, and he is definitely not a killer.

Higgins