Threats are the lifeblood of reality TV.


LA is a big place. Is there no other judge you can be bothering right now?


There's no good way to bury a child.


ME: To whom am I sending my prelim?
Raydor: To me, please.
Davis: And to me.

Sharon: Mary's biggest defense was that her captain didn't like a woman in the unit.
Flynn: Well, it was a bit of a boy's club back then.
Sharon: It still is. But I don't know how much of a feminist she really was. When I caught her for fraud she called me a bitch.

Woman: Don't shoot! We're not the guy.
Provenza: Over here. It's okay now, you're with the LAPD. Did you see where he is?
Woman: Over that way, maybe.
Provenza: Over that way maybe it is. Now you heard the lady Be careful, folks. We almost just lost three civilians.

This is exactly the kind of thing I was trying to avoid by putting you in this office!


Provenza: Are you okay?
Flynn: Yeah. Don't tell Sharon.

Kid: Do you mind staying back here?
Sharon: Yes we do mind.

Max wasn't gay. He loved women. Just not me.

Mrs. Riley

We now can get all the records we want from Dr. Joe because Dwight Darnell died on the operating table three minutes ago.


Hold my cleanse.


Major Crimes Quotes

Wait. Somebody married you?


Provenza: Ah hah! Landlord works quick.
Amy: That's what I thought at first but that sign's been up for a couple months. So you can keep your faith in humanity.
Provenza: I doubt that.