On a day like this, the real congratulations belong to my new friend, Rusty Beck, graduating high school with a 3.6. That's much better than I ever did. Congratulations and good luck with the rest of your academic career. But if you need to get a job, Badge of Justice is hiring set PAs any day now.

Johnny

Man. Look at Mikey. I always knew he was a badass, but whoever knew he could be so smooth?

John

You're not even an actor. You're a celebrity!

Carl

Wow. I never knew that confessions could be so hurtful.

John

Sykes: He was here all night. How does he look that good?
Flynn: And where did he get a change of clothes?

Flynn: Well, it just goes to show you, looks aren't everything.
Hobbs: They certainly help though. They certainly help.

Well, I've got some bad news for you guys. I don't do breakfast. I do brunch.

John

My problem is I try to be nice to everyone, especially in hot tubs.

John

Hobbs: The lighting in that room is so horrible, yet...
Sharon: I know. He looks great, doesn't he?

How do you guys think this happened? Did this woman just climb into my box and die because she wanted to be near my clothes?

John

I made the board! Whoa!

John

Michael, my dear dear friend, your television show is sliding further and further off the bubble as we speak.

Provenza

Major Crimes Season 3 Episode 8 Quotes

Michael, my dear dear friend, your television show is sliding further and further off the bubble as we speak.

Provenza

Huh. These big boxes hold a lot more than you think.

Flynn