Okay, how dumb do you guys think I am? Nobody goes to prison for stealing beer. Not even really good beer.

Lloyd

It's not a simple yes or no answer. Okay? The cashier was lying on the floor. Dead. I mean, what was I gonna do? Throw a twenty on him and say 'Here ya go, dead guy, that's for the beer. Keep the change.'

Lloyd

Provenza: Are you drunk?
Lloyd: No. I ran out of beer like two hours ago.

God sakes Flynn, I take 20 pills a day with three glasses of wine and look how healthy I am. Just go on the drug.

Provenza

Major Crimes Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

God sakes Flynn, I take 20 pills a day with three glasses of wine and look how healthy I am. Just go on the drug.

Provenza

Provenza: Are you drunk?
Lloyd: No. I ran out of beer like two hours ago.