Man Seeking Woman Season 1 Episode 2: "Traib" Quotes
Mike: Maybe she's in the shower.
Bradley: She's not in the God damned shower! She hated the text! She's never gonna respond!
Mike: Hey, relax my man.
Bradley: We have to save face! We have to pretend we were just kidding!!
Liz: OK. Get him out of here!
Bradley: Text JK! TEXT JK! [someone screams 'Oh my God' while someone else jabs Bradley in the neck with a syringe] Text JK...text jk...
Josh from the traib; what the hell's a traib?! She's gonna think we're crazy!
Bradley
Bradley: See? Already you failed. You have a comma after Josh and a period after Josh. What's next? Semi colons and footnotes?!
Josh: OK. No punctuation.
Labcoat: No! If you look at the data, you will see women are going nuts for punctuation.
Liz: That is true.
Labcoat: Exclamations points in particular. I would suggest 50!
Bradley: So now we're screaming at her?!
To me the course of action is clear. The text, above all, must be cute. I would deploy an emoji, perhaps a crying waa waa face or a winky kitten.
Bradley
Liz: Or do you just say, owh owh put your butt on my face?
Mike: Yes. I say owh owh put your butt on my face, because it's better than this Friday's eve.
Mike, you really didn't have to hire an exorcist, man, everything's fine.
Josh
