Your lack of interest is rather liberating actually. I could likely say anything to you and you wouldn't blink. I was raised by vampires! I drive getaway cars in my spare time! I once had intercourse with a corpse!

DePaul

I'm yours and you're mine. That's enough for me.

Gene [to Betty]

You're staring at them. Like some Peeping Tom.

Bill [to Libby]

I don't know how to not fight.

Virginia

I didn't see her coming. I'm always so careful, you know, with people. She's my friend and I don't have a lot of those.

Virginia

Some men come home to fame and fortune, some to measure ejaculate.

Lester

Mrs. Holden is uh, Mrs. Holden decided that the life we created together was no longer enough so she has left in search of greener pastures.

Bill

Virginia: Bill is married, Austin. We work together. That's all.
Austin: I'll take it from your overreaction that you've ended things with Bill. Good. out with the old, in with the new.

Virginia: It's unreasonable. You go home to someone every night. Why can't I go home to-
Bill: Fill in the blank?

I think he fears an apology would weaken him. I think he fears so many things.

Libby [about Bill]

Well if they're brave enough to come in I think we should at least keep a record of their bravery, don't you think?

Virginia

Women fake orgasms, maybe all of em. Although I haven't checked my clipboard lately

Betty