So smells elicit emotions rather than arousal, leaving us nowhere.

Dan

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Bill: As much as I would like to take you upstairs...
Virginia: Having my mother arrange it is...grotesque...at best.

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Dan: Look, I've made a fortune covering unpleasant smells with lemon, perfume. But I have no idea how to market the smell of...
Lester: Stink?
Virginia: Actually what we're smelling is Lester's bacteria. That's what's giving off this unpleasant high school locker room tang.
Lester: You're welcome!
Virginia: And what we'll be experimenting with, hopefully, is the subliminal scent.
Dan: The smell behind the stink.
Virginia/Dan: The holy grail of attraction.
Bill: Or, we can call it a love potion.

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You know, the purpose of this evening wasn't to make you sigh, in despair, anyway.

Bill

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Let's be honest, Bill. What we had was about as honest as two amoeba in a petri dish.

Virginia

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Joy had an apartment! She was one foot out the door. As far as she was concerned, your marriage was over. There. No more mollycoddling.

Libby

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