I like to think people get better as they age.

Sutton

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• Added: July 19, 2011

You are a driving menace.

Lt. Rice [to her mom]

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• Added: July 19, 2011

It had to be done.

Lt. Rice [about her mom]

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• Added: July 19, 2011

Go on Dwight, don't let me hang out with my spanks down.

Lt. Rice

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• Added: July 19, 2011

The only thing sitting behind that desk does is give me a big butt.

Lt. Rice

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• Added: July 12, 2011

I just wanted to make sure that the good cop showed up for work today.

Lt. Rice [to Whitehead]

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• Added: July 12, 2011

I'm not going to carry Tim Mason with me any longer.

Dwight

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• Added: July 12, 2011

You know what matters is what you carry about your dad in your heart.

Mom

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• Added: July 12, 2011

Dwight Hendricks, do not curse at your mother!

Mom

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• Added: July 12, 2011

Well, well,well, Elvis is in the building, what about that...

Dwight[ about the movie reels]

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• Added: July 12, 2011

Thank you, Whitehead....Detective....

Sutton

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• Added: July 12, 2011

Third grade teachers in dog collars? That's something kinky...

Lt. Rice

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• Added: July 12, 2011