Mike & Molly Season 2 Episode 20: "The Dress" Quotes
Mike: Wait, you mean she's acted like this before?
Joyce: Prom, senior picture day, and one god awful summer when she decided to master the accordion.
Molly: Slow and steady always wins the race. Don't I always say that?
Mike: She does, never in the right context, but it's a good saying anyway.
We Biggs don't tone and we don't tan - we burn and we stroke out.
Mike
Carl: Now if you want to get into your bride's head a little bit, just change "boobs" to "holy matrimony".
Mike: Wow, I had no idea it consumed their every though and dictated their every action.
Thought you had me didn't you, you fun sized little b**ch!
Molly [to candy bar]
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