Doug: Man, I miss that sound. Money and tears.
Joyce: Stately pleasure dome decree.
Doug: You know, maybe you're right, Joycey. Maybe things are getting better.

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Joyce: It's possible, verging on probable, that I have underappreciated your contributions.
Doug: You underappreciated me? No.

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You think this is the first time I've seen a penis stuffed someplace it doesn't belong? I got two boys.

Shelly

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Tina: Wait, are you shadowing me? Jumped off the Doug bus on to the Tina train?
Bambi: Yes. It's just you're always calm in the eye of the storm. And I got so invested in Club Minx. I just want to be cool like you.
Tina: I don't want to be your role model. I just want to have fun. Why won't anyone let me have fun?

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Tina: As your friend, I am thrilled people are seeing your talent. As managing editor, I have to tell you, you're in breach of contract. You're exclusive to Minx.
Richie: Wow. Okay. Good to know.

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Nothing in Vegas is free. Let's leave while we're up. Trust me. Let's leave while we're up.

Doug [to Joyce]

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