Constance: You know, I think you liked me more when I was here less.
Tina: I feel that way about everyone.

Joyce: Well, the world does like to watch a strong woman fall.
Constance: Which is why it's so important that they watch you succeed.

Richie. You need to take better care of yourself. Here. OJ and speed.

Bambi

Constance: You know I'm not one to comment on creative, but this all seems a bit-
Joyce: Off. Yes, I know. We're handling it.

Bambi: Do you judge people when they get cavities? Or is it nice to feel needed?
Lenny: Well, is it crazy if I say it's a little bit of both?

Constance: Nothing more attractive than a man doing the dishes. You know, if you were twenty years younger, I might just lock you away in my tower.
Doug: Well, if you were ten years older, I might let you.

Joyce: What are you doing here?
Joan: Forming an opinion. I wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

Richie: Deep dish pizza. A lake as big as an ocean. The cubbies.
Tina: Is that a hiaku?
Richie: No. I was just listing all the things that you missed out on by turning down the University of Chicago.

Joyce: Nice can, by the way.
Doug: It's a walking stick. Churchill had one.
Joyce: So did Willy Wonka.
Constance: Oh, let him have his moment. Poor man already feels like an appendage.

Doug: You really going to leave all this for business school?
Tina: I was thinking about it.
Doug: Well, don't.The best is yet to come.

Joyce: I can not believe he was right.
Constance: Yes, he was. Quite the charmer, isn't he? But do we need him? The man clearly stole that dog. And that kind of bravado is very risky.
Joyce: Alright, yes, his methods are unconventional. But he pushes me in a way that makes me so much better. I would not be here if it weren't for him. Minx is as much his success as it is mine.

Richie: Some crazy rich lady tracked me down. Offered me a lot of money to take boudoir shots for her. She wants the Minx touch.
Joyce: What? Richie, no. That's beneath you.
Richie: I'm wearing an apron, ogling my godson. Don't tell me what's beneath me.
Richie:

Minx Quotes

Richie: Some crazy rich lady tracked me down. Offered me a lot of money to take boudoir shots for her. She wants the Minx touch.
Joyce: What? Richie, no. That's beneath you.
Richie: I'm wearing an apron, ogling my godson. Don't tell me what's beneath me.
Richie:

Reporter: You've had quite the ride, Ms. Prigger. How do you make it look so easy?
Joyce: Well, the real question is, why do men make it look so hard?