One, get your ass off my case files. Two, in order to be friends I would have to trust you and I will never, ever trust you.

Savi

He knows me. The good, the bad, the ugly, the awful and he, he still wants me. Maybe all the more because of it.

Karen

I think it's silly for any of us to get all moral high groundy considering our track records.

Joss

You're a guy. You're not looking to make a new friend. You either want money or you want Savi.

Dom

So a guy you got into a car crash with showed up at your front door. A guy who for all you know could hate you, could blame you for the accident, could be crazy and you let him in?

Dom

For all I know Vermont is code for nude models.

April

Well, your job is weird and pervy.

Joss

Well, either someone is sending you a vista of rolling hills or there's some serious boob on your phone.

Joss

What am I supposed to do? Let him go back to Australia because the thing that brought him here slept with a coworker, got pregnant with his baby, nearly died and then, what, chose the other guy?

Joss

Let’s hope that’s not how the universe works. You can’t help who you love,

Ben

Oh, honey. Your love for Dom has nothing to do with your feelings for Harry.

Joss

Sometimes the things that are shiny on the outside aren't so shiny on the inside.

April

Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.