April: It just doesn't quite feel like it does with Paul.
Savi: Like battered wife syndrome?

Did you see Tom's face when you were screwing my son?

Elizabeth

I'm getting better and better at doing a job that I hate.

Joss

Joss: Did you put this bucket here?
Harry: I did. Glad to see you're making the most of it.

Unlike you I haven't seen him since he's been alive.

Savi

Harry, did you serve some bad fish or something? Why is it so dead in here.

Joss

What kind of arrogant jerk starts up a fling with someone two days before you leave the country?

Joss

Olivier: This office suits you.
Joss: You should see what I can do in a California King.

And now my conscience is clear...I doubt you can say the same.

Karen

This is the problem with women. They're too hung up on sex.

Joss

I was basically accused of boiling a bunny and murdering Tom.

Karen

As much as I am rooting for you kiddo, I can't betray the sisterhood. There are codes.

Joss

Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.