Kiss a lot of frogs! Isn’t that the expression?

Karen

It’s like going to a bar without leaving your house.

Joss

I’d be delighted to drive all the way up to Malibu. After all, this is my store. Now, please, get out of my store.

April

There's a fine line between self-empowerment and self-destruction.

Doctor

You're the one who's marrying your ex-sister-in-law.

Kate

Kate: I need you to help find me a really hot, fairly tall, possibly Latino guy.
Joss: I don't think they sell those here.

Karen: Wait, isn't that a sex store?
Barbara: Yeah, but it's a classy sex store. They sell books, and flavored condoms.

What did you expect me to do? Kate's a grown woman with her own vagina choices.

Joss

Trainer: You're gonna get hurt.
Joss: Not if she does first.

Would you want a slut-pert in your class?

Karen

You're my nanny! This could not be more inappropriate.

Karen

I used to be an artist, but then I had a kid and put it on hold. And then I had the store and that became my life. Now Lucy is getting older and I'm just a crazy woman checking her daughter's Instagram account every five minutes.

April

Mistresses Season 4 Quotes

You're my nanny! This could not be more inappropriate.

Karen

Did he seem insane? Other than the outfit and terrible wig, absolutely not. Wilson knew exactly what he was doing.

Joss