Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 7 Quotes
We have been renting the upstairs unit to some frat boys from Cam's old college. They're here for some big game and to try to get on the Price is Right. Unfortunately for me it's brought out Cam's bromosexual side.
Mitchell
Phil: It's time, somebody warm some towels!
Claire: Every time I crack an egg, really?
Okay, woah, this is exactly how it started out when I found out my father wasn't really in space.
Dylan
Mitchell: That was a take-out menu.
Earl: I don't want that man to know where I eat.
You're not working for the rolo-dex stealing Earl Chambers!
Jay
Lily: Where's the little leprechaun?
Cam: I think he's still getting dressed.
It's like being on a submarine, right?
Phil
We call ourselves the artful lodgers.
Cam
What is with you Americans and the foot?
Gloria
As an actual glasses wearer, I find it offensive.
Alex
All I wanted was to bribe my way into that school by making cubbies that stuff didn't fall out of.
Jay
We're like magnets, that sometimes take a break to date other magnets.
Dylan
