"Clash of Swords"

On Modern Family Season 9 Episode 22, Gloria’s dinosaur party for Joe is ruined when her nemesis, upstages her with a far bigger party right next door.

  • 3.7 / 5.0
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"The Escape"

On Modern Family Season 9 Episode 21, Haley meets Arvin’s parents but when things don’t go as planned, fate leads to a reunion with all of her ex-boyfriends.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"Mother!"

On Modern Family Season 9 Episode 20, Mitch and Cam realize Dede's effect on their lives, and Phil, Luke, Alex and Haley all have bad news to break to Claire.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"CHiPs and Salsa"

On Modern Family Season 9 Episode 19, Mitchell gets Cam the police ride-along he's always dreamed of while Haley tries to convince Gloria to sell her salsa.

  • 3.0 / 5.0
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"Daddy Issues"

On Modern Family Season 9 Episode 18, when Gloria’s ex-boyfriend visits, his striking resemblance to Manny makes Jay question if he might be Manny’s real dad;

  • 3.5 / 5.0
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"Royal Visit"

On Modern Family Season 9 Episode 17, Alex feels self-conscious and Phil and Claire try to prove who is smarter when Haley brings home her brilliant boyfriend.

  • 3.5 / 5.0
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"Wine Weekend"

On Modern Family Season 9 Episode 16, Gloria and Mitch are invited to a party at Oprah’s but can’t bring anyone else, and the family goes on a wine tasting trip.

  • 4.5 / 5.0
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"Written In The Stars"

On Modern Family Season 9 Episode 15, Mitch and Cam may have unwittingly ruined Luke’s Valentine’s Day date, while Phil tries to help Jay spice things up.

  • 5.0 / 5.0
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"Spanks For The Memories"

On Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14, Jay misunderstands when he overhears Gloria talking about spanking, and Cam is tired of getting "the look of pity."

  • 3.0 / 5.0
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"In Your Head"

On Modern Family Season 9 Episode 13, Luke goes missing after a night out in a sketchy neighborhood and Manny, Phil and Gloria team up to find him.

Modern Family Quotes

That's why we chose our secret warrior signal. My first suggestion was to blow a Viking horn. Don't google that, by the way.

Phil

Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me