"Five Minutes"

On Modern Family Season 8 Episode 17, Haley and Rainer reevaluating their relationship, Phil and Claire meet Alex's new boyfriend, and Jay and Gloria argue.

"Pig Moon Rising"

On Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16, Mitchell covers it up when he accidentally knocks over the urn with the ashes for Cam's favorite pet pig.

"Basketball"

On Modern Family Season 8 Episode 15, Charles Barkley and DeAndre Jordan show up for a charity basketball event, further eroding Phil's confidence.

"Heavy Is the Head"

On Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14, Cam balks at having an MRI after suffering a head injury, because of a traumatic childhood incident involving a well.

"Finding Fizbo"

On Modern Family Season 8 Episode 13, Cam learns that someone has been desecrating his Fizbo costume while Phil meets his soon-to-be step-brother.

"Do You Believe In Magic"

On Modern Family Season 8 Episode 12, Phil resurrects Clive Bixby, while Cam and Mitch try to empower Lily and Haley to stand up to the men in their lives.

"Sarge & Pea"

On Modern Family Season 8 Episode 11, Cam seeks revenge on a rude parent robbed him of a precious Lily moment during her recent dance recital.

"Ringmaster Keifth"

On Modern Family Season 8 Episode 10, when Cam's New Year's dinner plans go haywire, Mitch calls in a white knight who turns out to be Cam's ex-boyfriend.

"Snow Ball"

On Modern Family Season 8 Episode 9, the entire family ends up in them middle of the shenanigans at Manny and Luke's holiday gala at school.

"The Alliance"

On Modern Family Season 8 Episode 8, Gloria, Phil and Cam have formed a secret alliance to ensure their respective “mistakes” are concealed from their spouses.

Modern Family Quotes

Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.

Jay