Modern Family Quotes
That's right. I'm a little smarter than people think. But lucky too! That moose almost ruined everything!Hayley
You two did hip hop without us?Mitch
She trashed the room. Looked the The Who was staying there.Jay
You can't drink. You have to stay sober to drive the rest of us home.Jay
Aww. The scarier you try to be, the more adorable you are.Phil
What the hell?! I'll clean my room. I promise!Joe
You realize she's not that big, right? It's mostly just hair.Alex
Mitch: Who are these men?
Cam: What are these things I don't do?
The waiter! I knew he was flirting with you!Gloria
Ok, what kind of freak show goes on when I'm not around?Manny
I love things that don't make sense. That's my gig.Professor Arvin
Drive til you hear a party.Luke