I know you're scared, but you should feel proud. You took kind of a weird kid and turned him into somebody so comfortable with himself, he's willing to take on a pretty big adventure.

Cam

Margaret is very vulnerable! I've had to rescue her a bunch of times from cults and an Amway pyramid.

Jay

Hey, you're blocking the driveway. Hit the road already.

Haley

That's why we chose our secret warrior signal. My first suggestion was to blow a Viking horn. Don't google that, by the way.

Phil

What's her forecast?

Rainer

No, you made me feel bad about myself, and I deserve better than that. Ok?

Haley

Guys, if we don't figure out a way get out of here soon, we're never gonna make it to the escape room.

Phil

She's not a jukebox, Fonzie!

Jay

Tarnation! Here comes your kin! Git! Git!

Cameron

You still got it! And to think I was worried last night, when you were trying to turn on your phone flashlight, and ended up taking like 30 pictures of your angry face.

Manny

Her therapy dog got the flu, so I get to ride first class. Well, on her lap.

Hayley

There's a box out here marked fruit of the month. I'm assuming that means one of you won a contest.

Pam

Modern Family Quotes

That's why we chose our secret warrior signal. My first suggestion was to blow a Viking horn. Don't google that, by the way.

Phil

90 percent of being a dad is just showing up

Jay