It was a pretty simple case because as I said, everyone has something to hide. Everyone. ... Everyone.

Cam

Counselor, you're speaking weirdly.

Judge

Alex is going to be a very nervous man.

Gloria

Ok, so what does real estate equal? Eighty percent contact.

Phil

Haley, I fell in love with you that day and I never stopped. I'm going to keep making myself better until I deserve you.

Dylan

Well, well, well, if it isn't John, Paul, and George. Anybody need a Ringo?

Phil

Phil thinks he can Mean Girls me? How lame is that? Let me tell you something, I might be a pretty face, but I fight to win. Just like Legally Blonde!

Jay

Did you get a peck from a pickled Pepper?

Cam

Hey. You there? We're having some trouble getting these bad boys down.

Phil

But if you're always telling yourself how lucky you are, it's probably because you're afraid to ask yourself how happy you are. Right?

Dylan

Can you scratch my nose? I feel like you're closer.

Claire

Amazing news. The Grand Marshall in today's parade just got #MeToo'd, and they need me to fill in.

Jay

Modern Family Quotes

But if you're always telling yourself how lucky you are, it's probably because you're afraid to ask yourself how happy you are. Right?

Dylan

Haley, I fell in love with you that day and I never stopped. I'm going to keep making myself better until I deserve you.

Dylan