Modern Family Quotes
Hey, what was all that squeaking in the garage? Are the raccoons back? Damn it!Haley
I'm so stressed. I wish it was the '50s when it was healthy to drink and smoke when you're pregnant.Haley
Don't break Alex, she's our safety net.Luke
Well, there it is. I'm just glad E.T. didn't land at your house.Cam
I've admired you for a long time and if I haven't let you know that, that's on me. And I'm cissy-gendered enough to admit it.Jay
Let's see those little bastards complain about that. Oh!Principal Brown
Phil: Do or do not, there is no try.
Mitch: Please don't Yoda me.
I'm totally gay.Gil
You got rid of Henifer!Mitch
Don't Bugs Bunny me.Gloria
Luke: Thank you, Alexandra. It's not easy being the smart ones in this family.
Alex: Don't compare us! Your last English paper came back with a Garfield sticker on it that said, "Way to Go!"
I love it that you're smart now.Phil