Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Quotes
Life is full of changes. Some big, some small. I learned a long time ago you can fight it or try to make the best of it. And that's all a lot easier if you've got people who love you to help you face whatever life throws at you.
Jay
Luke: How come you never wrote a poem for me?
Manny: Don't you get it? They were all for you.
Claire: They're really leaving. What do we do?
Phil: What we always do. Leave the porch light on, they'll come back.
Mom, I'm the lucky one.
Manny
You guys know you can call me anytime, right?
Haley
We make a good team.
Claire
I can't go to jail. I'm a gay prosecutor, there's no prison gangs for that!
Mitch
Haley: Thanks for putting in a good word for us.
Mitch: They just needed some reassurance, considering most of Dylan's money is tied up in Dave and Busters' gift cards.
Cam: Don't hate me for your son leaving.
Jay: You're both my sons.
Cam: I want you to read this, but not until after I leave.
Gloria: It's going to make me cry isn't it, you beautiful cornfed son-of-a-bitch.
I'll reinvent myself. I'm gonna dye my hair blue and carry around an emotional support pig.
Lily
I shouldn't be penalized for being too smart, I'm not running for president.
Alex
