Avery: Mom, is that a sweater on the dog?
Murphy: Benny was cold.

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Phyllis: Geez, you people! Okayyy, I'll have a party. But know that I'm doing this out of guilt and obligation.
Miles: Isn't obligation what holidays are all about?

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Corky: And when was the last time you were in church?
Murphy: Last month. It's my polling place.

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