Why don't you just hit her over the head with a bedpan?

Corky

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• Added: November 14, 2018

Well, how 'bout that? Sometimes a fairytale is, well, a fairytale. The big bad wolf eats little red riding hood, Hansel and Gretel get burnt to a crisp, and the little old woman in a shoe has so many children because she didn't have easy access to contraceptives.

Corky

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• Added: November 14, 2018

Aww, you guys, it's just like high school minus the Cheetos dust and the faint smell of weed.

Murphy

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• Added: November 14, 2018

Well, I'm my own jury, me times 12 and we voted to convict him. Unanimously!

Murphy

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• Added: November 14, 2018