Nancy: And you are?
Tom: Tom Swift. I was about to say I need your help, but looks like you may need mine.

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Ace: It's not a supernatural issue after all. That's...different.
Tom: Are you all broomstick people?

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Nancy, I appreciate you, but I went to MIT and you went to a thrift store to buy that hat, okay?

Tom

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Nick: There's this guy in The Claw, and he comes in every week. And he loves to sing along with rap lyrics, and he says the "N" word a lot.
George: So why don't you just tell him to stop?
Nick: Because then they just say, "why do you get to say it, but I don't?" And then I have to argue with them about how that word is offensive, knowing full well that they're not going to hear me. Explaining yourself all the time is just exhausting. It's easier just to keep quiet than be the angry black guy.

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George: Why do you think I'm so prickly sometimes? Because the world expects me to be polite, super high-achieving, and awesome at math.
Nick: Sounds frustrating.
George: Maybe not as frustrating as having white guys argue with you about why they can use racial slurs.

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