NCIS: New Orleans
Sundays 10:00 PM on CBSNCIS: New Orleans Season 1 Episode 5: "It Happened Last Night" Quotes
LaSalle: Great storyteller. I mean he tells me a beauty.
Brody: About?
LaSalle: About you.
Brody: Well a - I don't have anything to hide. And b - you should mind your own damned business.
LaSalle: Well a - everyone has something to hide. And b - he offered it up. I didn't even have to ask. And c - since you don't seem to like to divulge, I was all ears.
Wade: I broke up with James.
Pride: Why?
Wade: He was too interested and available for my tastes.
Pride: Since when is available a problem?
Wade: He's never been married, Dwayne. Any man his age who has never made a serious commitment, sends up red flags.
Pride: Loretta - you're his age. You've never been married either.
Wade: This is why I like the dead. They don't call me on my hypocrisy.
Pride: Bad timing?
Lund: Oh, not at all. I was just trying an experiment in weight distribution. Someone once said to me "always expect the unexpected". Unfortunately it was my urologist and that is not someone you want to hear that from.
Pride: Sir, if this gets any bigger, I'm going to need support from Washington.
Vance: Special Agent Pride, anything you need, that will be my priority.
Morgan: That's Jessica Flint, biggest gossip in uptown. You would think that between her husband having an affair and her gambling issues, Jessica would be more discreet. I work at Harrah's; I deal blackjack. I see that woman there all the time.
Brody: So much for minding your own business.
LaSalle: You never played mailbox baseball?
Lund: I grew up in the city. The only mailbox was in the lobby of our building. That would have been awkward.
Fornell: What is it, Dwayne?
Pride: If you're going to kill yourself, why transfer the money?
