[to Councilman Hamilton] It'd be a shame to cuff your ass in front of all these registered voters.

Pride

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"If Judge Hermann had someone in her courtroom whose reflection doesn't show up in a mirror, they're suspect number one!"

Pride

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[Their victim was found in a cemetary] It gives a whole new meaning to 'graveyard shift', right?

Loretta

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LaSalle: The bacon's not to eat - it's my costume! The Baconator: half bacon, half Terminator. [imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger] I'll be back fat.

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