Rosie: Who is this clown?
Blue: I like him.

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J.D.: Learn anything?
DeShawn: Only that most folks don't like being dragged out of bed after midnight to answer questions about something they never saw.

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You all get some sleep. In the morning, we hunt down this AWOL son of a bitch.

Mackey

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D: There is no "I" in team.
Evie: But there is an "I" in sushi.

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Mackey: Where are you going?
J.D.: You heard the man. He doesn't trust me. After all, I never served.
Mackey: We're not done here, Sergeant.
J.D.: I'll be outside if you need anything, Captain.

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If my time in law school taught me anything, it's that there's always a loophole.

D [to Mackey]

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Mackey: How the hell did he end up here?
Rosie: More than likely he fell from up there.

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J.D.: Drink?
Mackey: It's the national pastime, isn't it?

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• Added: December 04, 2023