JD: Good morning, Rosie.
Rosie: I'll be the judge of that, mate.

Let's just accept that I can piss further than you can, shall we?

Mackey [to JD]

Evie: You do that every time?
DeShawn: That's how we roll. Cruise into the port, get it done. Boom, on to the next one.
Evie: Sounds like my last boyfriend. Wait, come to think of it, it sounds more like me.

Blue: Is there a privacy angle I need to consider?
Mackey: Absolutely. Hack it then keep it private.

Blue: What? Boss lady told me to swing for the fences.
Rosie: Boss lady's outward bound on a ship to Tokyo next week. You're not. Be careful.

JD: I thought I told you to stay put.
Mackey: I got bored. Sue me.

NCIS: Sydney Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Let's just accept that I can piss further than you can, shall we?

Mackey [to JD]

JD: Good morning, Rosie.
Rosie: I'll be the judge of that, mate.