Congresswoman Flemming: Oh, Gibbs, you’re here!
Gibbs: Yes. I work here.

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Ducky: How time flies when one has a bio-anthropological phenomenon on one’s table.
Gibbs: Yeah? I thought it was just an old dead guy.

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Delilah is okay with sleeping… and doing other things… over your father’s ashes?

Quinn

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McGee [about his apartment's former tenant]: Did you know that when they found him, he was completely soaked in blood from head to toe? Cops could barely tell that he was human. They said that he looked more like Satan.
Quinn: ...Well, if you ever *do* tell Delilah, you should probably leave that out.

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Oooh, he’s running! I was hoping he’d do that!

Torres

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There’s gotta be an expiration on the creepy factor! Besides, it’s not like it’s haunted!

McGee

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Wow, duplicitous backstabbers on Capitol Hill? Who’da thunk it?

Vance

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