NCIS
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What is this? 'The Wizard of Oz'?
Parker
Jessica: You aren't losing me, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Maybe you're losing me.
Parker: So much for Rube Goldberg.
Jessica: I don't know who that is.
Parker: That hurts.
Jessica: I can hold my breath for a very long time.
Parker: Shelley Winters. 'Poseiden Adventure.'
Jessica: I don't know who that is, either.
Parker: Ouch, again.
A steel hull will do that to you.
Jessica; There's no signal. Parker
Parker: Have I ever mentioned how much I hate ships?
McGee: Only every time we're on one.
Vance: I'll need your answer by the end of the day.
Jessica: Hmm. A whole day.
Vance: You'll have to think fast.
Parker: What can I tell you? Men don't share their innermost thoughts the way women do.
Jessica: Excuse me. I was just 'let go' by the world's most oversharing man.
Parker: I stand corrected.
Tread lightly, my friend. My couch is always available.
Parker [to McGee]
So how does a guy die twice?
Parker
Nick: Just promise me you're not going to wear a cowboy hat.
Jessica: I promise nothing.
I was wrong. They smell fear.
Beekeeper
