Nick, we will talk about this in the morning. But, first, I'm gonna go do stuff with a girl

Winston

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Schmidt: I don't really know what that accent is.
CeCe: English.
Schmidt: I speak English. That isn't English.

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What is the big deal? Let's just suck it up and French a little.

Jess [to Nick]

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Holly, he's really happy! He's got a 401K and a six-pack!

Nick

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Nick: You never listen to pipe talk.
Jess: Pipe talk is boring.

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• Added: January 29, 2013

Nick, I need you.

Jess

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Nick: Band of Brothers!
Schmidt: Your friendship means nothing to me. Every man for himself!

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Schmidt: I'm gonna have sex tonight. Are you two in?
Winston: Is that the way you wanted to say that?

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Dammit! Been trying to get something going with myself for a full hour. It's like a taffy pole on a hot summer's day.

Schmidt

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This coat has clean lines and pockets that just don't quit.

Nick

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• Added: January 29, 2013