New Girl Season 5 Episode 12: "D-Day" Quotes
This looks like an ad for a bong making company.Jess
You know what would be nice? A wedding invitation engraved on a plate. What a magical wedding that would be.Winston
Oh my god, I'm going to be friends with a gas celebrity.Jess
Jess: Sometimes I think I was bred in a lab to help people.
Winston: You know what else they bred in a lab? Pugs.
Please do not reach for it like you're Winston reaching for someones breast.Schmidt
Jess: I just want to say I'm honored you're trusting me.
Schmidt: Oh, I'm not.
Welcome to hell, Miller!Winston
She lulled me to sleep and then she went rouge.Schmidt