This looks like an ad for a bong making company.

Jess

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• Added: March 22, 2016

You know what would be nice? A wedding invitation engraved on a plate. What a magical wedding that would be.

Winston

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• Added: March 22, 2016

Oh my god, I'm going to be friends with a gas celebrity.

Jess

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• Added: March 22, 2016

Jess: Sometimes I think I was bred in a lab to help people.
Winston: You know what else they bred in a lab? Pugs.

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• Added: March 22, 2016

Please do not reach for it like you're Winston reaching for someones breast.

Schmidt

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• Added: March 22, 2016

Jess: I just want to say I'm honored you're trusting me.
Schmidt: Oh, I'm not.

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• Added: March 22, 2016

Welcome to hell, Miller!

Winston

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• Added: March 22, 2016

She lulled me to sleep and then she went rouge.

Schmidt

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• Added: March 22, 2016