At least I'm not 23, at least I own a trashcan, at least I can legally rent a car, at least I don't live in a loft with three...at least I live with you guys.

Jess

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• Added: October 09, 2012

I've never been an inspiration before...I don't like this much responsibility.

Nick

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• Added: October 09, 2012

Winston: They call me Prank Sinatra!
Nick: No, you call you Prank Sinatra!

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• Added: October 09, 2012

If I had a dollar for every person I couldn't hang out with because they hate Schmidt, I'd be rich. Like fill my gas tank up all the way rich.

Nick

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• Added: October 09, 2012

If you track my trajectory I'm gonna live to a 123 years old. Hello, Robot Sex.

Schmidt

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