Nick has a crush on a girl who is completely out of his league.

Winston

• Permalink: Nick has a crush on a girl who is completely out of his league.
• Added: February 09, 2016

I simply want a demographic breakdown of all the guys who hit on you.

Schmidt

• Permalink: I simply want a demographic breakdown of all the guys who hit on you.
• Added: February 09, 2016

That's more like dork magic.

Nick

• Permalink: That's more like dork magic.
• Added: February 09, 2016

I want magic, is that so bad?

Nick

• Permalink: I want magic, is that so bad?
• Added: February 09, 2016

Ever since we got engaged you've been acting insanely jealous.

Cece

• Permalink: Ever since we got engaged you've been acting insanely jealous.
• Added: February 09, 2016

This woman is engaged. Her number belongs to God now, thank you.

Schmidt

• Permalink: This woman is engaged. Her number belongs to God now, thank you.
• Added: February 09, 2016