They threw in something called 'septic enzymes,' which I don't know what they are but you are definitely not supposed to get them in your eyes.

Nick

I'm a small business owner!

Nick

What happened to guys in this bar? Did they open a bus station next door?

Jess

I used to just think if I was proposed to I would notice it was happening.

Cece

I wish I knew what was going on in Nick's head. He's like a...grumpy mystery.

Jess

Ten years? You guys are like Bert and Ernie.

Jess

New Girl Season 2 Episode 18 Quotes

I wish I knew what was going on in Nick's head. He's like a...grumpy mystery.

Jess

Ten years? You guys are like Bert and Ernie.

Jess