New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXNew Girl Season 3 Quotes
Jess: Nick calls birds 'wind-mice.' Nick says 'yahtzee' when he climaxes. He calls turtles 'shell-beavers.'
Nick: Well, that's what they should be called.
What's up, Coach? You have so many sweatpants! You need to buy normal pants!
Jess
Nick: I know where you live!
Jess: And I live where you live!
Boob season's over, for you!
Jess
There is something serious I have to tell you about the future. The name of my first-born child needs to be Reginald VelJohnson--I lost a bet to Schmidt.
Nick
You would not know a sex blink if it blinked you in the sex!
Schmidt
You don't like lakes, I don't like space! It's okay!
Jess
It's MY garden party, and Zachary Quinto is not on the list!
Schmidt
Cece: You know that guy I'm dating?
Schmidt: Buster, your child bride?
Winston: Nick could be your lawyer.
Schmidt: This Nick? Vivica A. Dropout?
Let's burn all the books! Except The Da Vinci Code!
Biology Teacher
Schmidt fired me and now I'll never get to use this briefcase I bought and it was $19!
Nick
