Night Court
Tuesdays 8:00 PM on NBCNight Court Season 1 Episode 13: "Past Apps" Quotes
Olivia: I thought we were Luke and Leia.
Brock: They’re brother and sister.
Olivia: What? Does their dad know?
I’ll give you a seat on the board. You can become VP of snacks! That means you’re in charge of all the snacks! Fruit is not a snack.
Dan
Tell me all about the star battles. Fraggle rocks. If it contributed to your virginity, I want to know about it.
Olivia
This was fun. We should have more conversations where I do all the talking.
Dan
Olivia: We know he’s good enough to be one half of the next great power couple.
Neil: Have you two even had a conversation?
Olivia: No. We also haven’t written each other letters by candlelight from the front lines of the Civil War. What’s your point, grandpa?
Nobody had even tasted Colonel Sanders spicy thighs, and they were just throwing money at him. All they knew was that he was a twisted war vet with an insatiable desire to murder chickens.
Dan
Rand: I’ve got you on my Batman standee. I’m not going to lie. It’s really working for me. Makes sense: you both look great in black; you both fight crime at night; and neither of you trust penguins.
Neil: What would you have done with a billion dollars?
Dan: I would find another planet that was able to support human life and I would ship everybody who isn’t me there.
Gurgs: That app sounds dumb.
Dan: Dumb is good. The dumber the idea, the richer it’ll make you. Why throw out my garbage when I can auction it off to lonely people? That’s eBay.
Order. This is a real court. No matter what Yelp says.
Abby
