If I take a night off, the show takes a night off.

Julia

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• Added: September 15, 2016

Billionaire flees a crime scene and his lawyer happens to be a guest on our show tonight? Karma is real.

Julia

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• Added: September 15, 2016

Jake: How could you possibly know I am thinking he's a boring elitist and you can do way better?
Julia: There it is. You know I'm saving myself for you?

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• Added: September 15, 2016

I have a 5 year chip in my pocket. I'm sober. Jake, you know I didn't do this.

Oscar

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• Added: September 15, 2016

Jake, you were in love with his wife.

Bradley

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• Added: September 15, 2016

Julia: I'm not sure I can do this.
Louise: You're a tough ass bitch, you can do anything.

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• Added: September 15, 2016