Painkillers kill the pain, you did not get this sick by yourself.

Laura

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Gloria: We're having a baby! How's Disneyland?
Jackie: Disneyland sucks.

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You know where to find me if things start to get pear-shaped.

O'Hara

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Zoey: Did you get my emails?
Jackie: No.
Zoey: Did you check your email?
Jackie: No.

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Jackie: Who's Rex Ryan?
Thor: Head Coach of the Jets, hello! You people are barbarians.

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Every 12 days, I go through this thing where I wish you were a completely different person for 24 hours.

Zoey

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How do you make every outfit look like pajamas?

Zoey

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Jackie: Do you know who the father is?
O'Hara: No. I want it to be a surprise.

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Playa hear ya, loud and clearya.

Zoey

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I'm toning my uterus.

O'Hara

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I don't have a thing for doctors, I have a thing for drugs.

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When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Dr. Cruz

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