Favorite Nurse Jackie Quotes
You're a moron.
Jackie [to Fitch]
I met Kevin. Nice bar you two have.
Eddie [to Jackie]
Eddie: I'm seeing someone, but she's married... with two kids.
Kevin: Sounds like a rough road.
Eddie: You have no idea.
Dr. O'Hara: (talking about the picture of the raccoon head Fiona sent her) Really gruesome.
Jackie: I don't know why she wanted to send it or why you like it, but there you have it.
Dr. O'Hara: Kindred spirits, Jacks.
O'Hara : Do we think Zoey got her pipes cleaned?
Jackie: That's like seeing Santa naked. It's not right.
Fitch [Tweeting]: If I said "cys fib," would people know that's Cystic Fibrosis?
Jackie: If I said FU, would you know that's "eat shit?"
Kevin: Most rich people live in houses, not hotels.
Jackie: That doesn't make her crazy.
There are good lies and there are bad lies. It's a little complicated.
Fitch: I'm on the list of the top 25 doctors in all of Mahattan.
Eddie: I don't know what to say about that.
Fitch: I know, right?!?
Fitch: No worries, man, I sent out a Tweet saying you were totally alive!
Eddie: Please, don't do that.
If you wanna avoid people from your past, I recommend moving to another country. Worked for me.
O'Hara
Jackie: Page urology.
Fitch: That's my call. I get to say that: page urology.
