Jackie: Do you know who the father is?
O'Hara: No. I want it to be a surprise.

• Permalink: Do you know who the father is? No. I want it to be a surprise.
• Added: April 20, 2012

Coop hurt my feelings. He basically said that he never liked my hair... so now I'm gonna feel stuff?

Jackie

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• Added: April 20, 2012

How do you make every outfit look like pajamas?

Zoey

• Permalink: How do you make every outfit look like pajamas?
• Added: April 20, 2012

Every 12 days, I go through this thing where I wish you were a completely different person for 24 hours.

Zoey

• Permalink: Every 12 days, I go through this thing where I wish you were a c...
• Added: April 20, 2012

Jackie: Who's Rex Ryan?
Thor: Head Coach of the Jets, hello! You people are barbarians.

• Permalink: Who's Rex Ryan? Head Coach of the Jets, hello! You people are...
• Added: April 20, 2012

Zoey: Did you get my emails?
Jackie: No.
Zoey: Did you check your email?
Jackie: No.

• Permalink: Did you get my emails? No. Did you check your email? No.
• Added: April 20, 2012

You know where to find me if things start to get pear-shaped.

O'Hara

• Permalink: You know where to find me if things start to get pear-shaped.
• Added: April 20, 2012