Nurse Jackie Quotes
Eddie: I'm seeing someone, but she's married... with two kids.
Kevin: Sounds like a rough road.
Eddie: You have no idea.
I met Kevin. Nice bar you two have.
Eddie [to Jackie]
You're a moron.
Jackie [to Fitch]
Zoey: Honesty is the best policy.
Jackie: No, it's not.
So, why do you feel as though Hollywood has such disdain for cats?
Zoey [to a film critic]
Jackie: You're not a bad guy.
Fitch: That's what I've been trying to tell you.
Zoey: What's larger: morbidly obese or super obese?
Zoey: You and Eddie are really cute together.
Jackie: I am not afraid to kill you in front of a priest.
Mo-mo: What's up with O'Hara?
Jackie: Who knows.
Mo-mo: Usually she says hello.
Jackie: No, she only says hello when she's bored. Or when she's wearing something new and she wants someone to notice.
Mo-mo: God, you're right. Those Chanel pumps are hot though.
Jackie: I know she has taste. Doesn't mean she has manners.
O'Hara: I think of you like a sister.
Jackie: Think again.
Fun? This is not fun. This is f--king hard.
Melissa [about Jackie]: I don't remember her.
Coop: She's only a nurse.
