On My Block
Mondays on NetflixOn My Block Season 3 Quotes
Cesar: Hey, where what's wrong?
Monse: My mom's dead.
I need protection.
Dwayne
Jamal: Oh no. Do you think I'm one of those people who can't enjoy sex without love?
Abuelita: God, I hope not. Those people are the worst.
We've been running the bases backward from the start. We were hooking up before we even had a date. Maybe what we need is just that. A date. An epic one to recalibrate everything that went wrong and everything that's still right...
Cesar
Oscar: These young ones coming up will shoot you for no reason. Ain't no code anymore.
Ray: I can see that.
Oscar: What's that supposed to mean?
Ray: Kissing your brother's girl?
Oscar: Is that a threat? Don't think you got anything on me.
I am many things, but a patient woman I am not.
Cuchillos
Monse: I sent her a letter, but she never wrote me back, and now she's calling. I don't get it.
Oscar: I know why. It's for her, not for you. She just wants to clear her conscience. She disappears and expects you to welcome her with open arms? Now she wants to be a parent? Seems like a hell of a lot easier when you don't actually have to raise a child. Screw that. If I were you, I wouldn't call that bitch back. I wouldn't give her the satisfaction.
Monse: You're right. She doesn't deserve it. She's dead to me.
Oscar: You done?
Monse: Everything bad that has ever happened is because of you!
Jamal: Full disclosure, this is my first time.
Kendra: Me too but we'll do better next time.
Kendra: Oh, you're already wearing a condom?
Jamal: Always be prepared.
Ruby: God, I'm stressed.
Abuelita: Meeee toooo.
Ruby: What are you looking at?
Abuelita: Dicks! I'm just kidding. I don't do that at the dinner table.
Be careful. I don't know what business you have with Cuchillos, and I don't want to know, but you don't get where she is without bodies on you.
Hammel
